George F. Will >
“The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. “
IF YOU THOUGHT YOUR APARTMENT WAS SMALL >
A homeless woman who sneaked into a man’s house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing….
A homeless woman who sneaked into a man’s house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing….
A bit more of the Daily Show
Alfred Hitchcock >
“Seeing a murder on television… can help work off one’s antagonisms. And if you haven’t any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.”
Flying Lessons >
From the Fail Blog
Thanks to DevilzFan for:
Benjamin Disraeli >
“The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps.”
